leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via naughtyfred)

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(via naughtyfred)

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azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

(Source: maahammy, via naughtyfred)

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daeizm:

Please forgive me when I isolate myself. Sometimes I have to cope with these demons on my own.

(via naughtyfred)

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Joan Crawford 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: observando, via lovequotesrus)

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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